walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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