She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
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you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
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Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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