I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
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Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
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There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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