Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
she told me i tasted like america
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I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
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Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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