im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
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What a dumb baby whore.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
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Holy sore nipples Batman
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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