She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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