guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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