My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
