If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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