i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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