Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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