It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
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Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
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Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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