i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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