Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
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She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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