The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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