It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
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I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
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My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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