If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
only if we run a train.
done.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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