well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
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Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
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I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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