It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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