Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
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my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
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You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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