So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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