i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
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Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
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Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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