worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I have post one night stand depression
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