Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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