yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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