So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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