Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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