I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Randomize
