You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
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Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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