We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
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$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
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WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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