My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
BRING THE BAGELS
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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