whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
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He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
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Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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