Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
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new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
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Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
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