Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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