if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
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Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
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I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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