Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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