You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
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I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
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woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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