its not stalking. its research.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
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he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
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He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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