suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
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I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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