I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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