thus making me awesome and them whores
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
