a queef is a wish your heart makes.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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