found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
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Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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