I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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