I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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