I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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