she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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