Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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