your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Hippo gnu deer
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
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