wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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