I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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