I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
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She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
You are a booty call, not a friend.
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She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Randomize