her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
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The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
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Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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