Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
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That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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