He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
