love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Randomize
