Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
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you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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